amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire:

Reason to be terrified of Dan Howell 

iwillnotdesertyou:

themikaelsluts:

Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my love interest.

Double Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my best friend

Please please please
And if I don’t already, I’ll follow you if you do this

iwillnotdesertyou:

today a girl in my class asked why she can’t use one of her selfies for her student i.d. and i said that it wouldnt be considered a identification device if she looked like beyonce on it but looked like the grudge irl

iwillnotdesertyou:

the fact that some of my friends say I’m better looking than them really pisses me off because they’re so perfectly pretty and intelligent, and lots of guys like them. And I’m just ew and dumb and nobody likes me lol

iwillnotdesertyou:

I brought my laptop to school today and I was typing in a new html header title for my blog . My art teacher walked by and saw me typing and read it really loudly “I LIKE PHIL LESTER’S BUTT.”

iwillnotdesertyou:

iwillnotdesertyou:

exuse my awkwardness

I will sass stupid people

you’ll see a lot of Dan and Phil’s ass

I get a bit cocky sometimes

I get very upset sometimes

and frustrated

and very negative

but I can be positive

either way you’re going to end up thinking

because I am weird

but I will always be here for you 

but to all of my followers as a group

I really don’t understand why this has notes when it wasn’t even supposed to be published

iwillnotdesertyou:

Sam and Dean pick locks faster than I can get on tumblr

iwillnotdesertyou:

I brought my laptop to school today and I was typing in a new html header title for my blog . My art teacher walked by and saw me typing and read it really loudly “I LIKE PHIL LESTER’S BUTT.”